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SMR
- Apr 22, 2018
- 3 min
Free Pizza Video Game Review - Godzilla (2014) [PS4]
It’s plodding. The tutorial doesn’t really serve to be much help as sometimes abilities just come and go or buttons do something that you were never shown or tipped off to. It resembles none of its predecessors, save for what I’ve heard about the Japan-only Dreamcast game. And, for some reason, I always felt that I was playing the game wrong…like there were things I wasn’t doing right or that there were moves that are possible within the interface that I just had no idea h
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SMR
- Apr 12, 2018
- 3 min
Free Pizza Video Game Review - Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair
What? Did you think I was done with the Earth Defense Force games? Get down on the ground and give me 20, maggot! You’re never done with the EDF! And the only time you might come close is if you find yourself as little bits in the mandibles of a giant ant or if we finally manage to kick those aliens off this planet so hard that every single generation of those insect bastards that follows will be born with an unending pain in their thorax…DO YOU GET ME?!? [Maaaaaaybe you m
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SMR
- Mar 13, 2018
- 3 min
Free Pizza Video Game Review - Earth Defense Force 2025
Now that I’m back to playing the games in the right order, we finally come to Earth Defense Force 2025. The bugs have been gone for 7 years, but now, they’re back. And the EDF is ready…or so they think. But as an enlisted man, was I ready? What about you as a review reader? We’re about to find out as we press start on Earth Defense Force 2025! Having played all three games (EDF 2017, EDF Insect Armageddon and now EDF 2025) in rapid succession, it’s impossible NOT to noti
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SMR
- Mar 10, 2018
- 4 min
Free Pizza Video Game Review - Earth Defense Force 2017
As you can tell from our last review, yes, I’m an enlisted man now. Who’d’ve thought that the Earth Defense Force was accepting slightly overweight 40 year olds? We’re back and this time we’re going back in time…to the distant year of 2017…as we take a look at the first game in the modern EDF games, Earth Defense Force 2017. This one’s an Xbox 360 exclusive…but I wouldn’t be surprised if it doesn’t show up on a PlayStation system at some point, as the Vita has already seen
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SMR
- Mar 7, 2018
- 6 min
Free Pizza Video Game Review - Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon
Early in the history of the website, we set out to have a section on video games. Given that our last video game review was back in 2015, well, I think we can all see the magnitude of that epic fail. See, the pitfall of game reviews is that the review needs to have the time to go through the game in its entirety…looking for gems and flaws. But who among us in our 30s and 40s has the damn time to go through an entire game anymore? Maybe it’s kids, maybe it’s a bullshit job…h
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