Nuking The Cat

Better, Warner Bros. Better. Yeah, there are still some nits to pick, and we’ll get to those, but it’s encouraging to see that when it comes to the new Godzilla: King of the Monsters, someone (actually more than one) can actually do their damn homework. You see, for a while now, I’ve been wondering how does one make a kaiju film in a post-Shin Godzilla world? [You really need to sit and review that. – Ed.] I mean, sure, Kong: Skull Island was released shortly thereafter bu

In an effort to get the write-up finally posted...I forgot I had even more pictures (and a little surprise) on my digital camera! Lastly, wanna see some shaky camera footage of the King of the Monsters? You know...just like in the movies! #FieldTrip #HypnoCat #GodzillaKaiju #Asiansanity

It is accomplished. [Yeah, you’re actually writing a damn article…what the hell man? – Ed.] I have finally, after many years of dreaming, made the trip that goes by many names: The Crossing, The Nerd’s Hajj…well…okay, I can only come up with those two, besides, I can’t really build it up any further, you know, given that the title already spoils the reveal…so I might as well just get it out of the way. Yes, I’ve finally gone to Tokyo. And yes, if you’re into Anime, Kaiju, gia

It’s plodding. The tutorial doesn’t really serve to be much help as sometimes abilities just come and go or buttons do something that you were never shown or tipped off to. It resembles none of its predecessors, save for what I’ve heard about the Japan-only Dreamcast game. And, for some reason, I always felt that I was playing the game wrong…like there were things I wasn’t doing right or that there were moves that are possible within the interface that I just had no idea h

Aaron Taylor Johnson is the luckiest son of a bitch ever. No, it’s not because he gets to make out with one of the Olsen brood (honestly, she’s rather meh, both in appearance and in the film). It’s because after everything his character goes through: being in an overturning vehicle while handcuffed to a rail within said vehicle, falling off a rather high-up bridge (granted, it’s into water, but still), being blown back by the shockwave of a fairly massive explosion and lastly

Dear Godzilla, First off, let me congratulate you on your 60th birthday. Not too many celebrities stay in the public eye that long, so bravo. In fact, I’m looking forward to the new movie coming this year. You see, that’s actually part of what I wanted to talk to you about. The new film has you running amok in San Francisco. That’s a great place for you to start. The hippies there have been too complacent for far too long. There’s also a pretty sizable population of hipsters